But not strong enough.
It's time to take it to the next level ... flyers. If you were, completely by chance whilst browsing the site, to stumble upon the spread the word page you might find yourself confronted with a new section.
"Oho, what's this?" you'd probably say.
Unless you were French, in which case you'd probably say "Oh la la, qu'est-ce c'est?".
Either way, you'd be looking at the wonderful new flyers:
and:
Feel free to download as many as you can carry, but please use them responsibly. I would be mortified if, for example, any swans choked to death as a result of improper application.
Power of politeness flyers - expect them in a town near you soon!
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I know somebody who works for a newspaper...is there any chance I could have some laminated copies sent to me and I will see if he could distribute them through the paper?
ReplyDeleteGosh, that's awfully nice of you. I'm certain it can be arranged ... oh wait, it's not The Daily Mail, is it?
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ReplyDeleteStill a long way to go. Maybe you should revise your goals. I think www.buymeanaustinallegro.com is up for grabs. You'd have money left over for a packet of spangles, pacers and one of those plastic hand cup thingamywotsits for action man to help him put shirts on without his hand getting caught in the sleeve.
Keep up the good work anyway. Have you thought about writing a letter to Kerry Katona asking if she will wear a T-shirt with your website on? You will get tons of publicity!
My dear Mr Brainwhispers, hello!
ReplyDeleteFunnily enough, my Great Aunt Millicent was the vice president of the Austin Allegro Owners Club (Whitby branch). I showed her your comment and she laughed and laughed before telling me I wasn't good enough to own an Allegro and I was a disappointment to the family.
She's a bit caustic sometimes. Still, she also believes the pixies stole her spare teeth so I don't put too much stock in her opinion.
Your T-shirt/Kerry Katona idea is magnificent and I shall draft a letter to her forthwith. I had considered producing T-shirts, but the cost of mailing them proved too prohibitive. A celebrity T-shirt campaign on the other hand ...
Thank you, my dear, dear friend. May I interest you in a 'promote someone else's website' sticker/flyer pack?
Good evening
ReplyDeleteFlyers/Stickers are sooo 80's!
I am currently unemployed and so have plenty of spare time on my hands. I think a better idea would be for me to parade around my town centre all day with your web address written on my forehead, visiting shops and shaking everyones hands. Maybe if I just walk around in my underpants I can utilise that extra space too.
I'm sure all the attention my eventual arrest would bring may give you an added boost in donations.
Have you thought about spray painting livestock?
Print your web address in large bold text onto a piece of A4, laminate it, cut out the letters with a sharp knife (supervised by an adult if needed) and now you have a stencil.
Buy some animal friendly spray paint, drive, walk, cycle, catch the bus to the countryside and stencil the back ends of a few cows. Better still, break into a safari park/zoo and stencil up some elephants...or the biggest prize of all...a giant Panda! Right across its big fat Panda face. Lazy friggin bears, it's about time they earned their keep!
Goodness, you have been giving this some thought. I'm surprised you're unemployed, I feel that kind of 'outside the box' thinking would be a boon to any prospective employer. I'll happily give you a reference should anyone express an interest.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about spray painting pandas. I'll have to think about that one. My sister is a big nob in Greenpeace and I'm fairly certain she said I was to leave pandas alone if possible.
Thank you for the offer of advertising space on your face though, that really is awfully kind. Would it be possible for you to submit some photographs of the event?
It's that "outside the box" thinking that has made me unemployed. I honestly did think that releasing seven cute little capuchin monkeys into the old peoples home would brighten everyones day. The residents get so bored watching repeats of Miss Marple.
ReplyDeleteI guess it didnt help that they delivered seven hungry baboons instead.
Your sister is right I suppose. Maybe a penguin colony would be better.
I have decided that the whole idea of writing on myself is a bit silly. I am not a silly person and it would be out of character for me to act in such a way.
I will promote your website by standing under the underpass in town and shouting it at passers by. This seems to work for the man that shouts "Jesus was gay" as I have heard numerous people talking about him.
Jesus was gay? Really? Gosh, that explains everything.
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